A hilarious millennial romcom disguised as a road trip.

Cassie Rose didn’t mean to start a road trip. She definitely didn’t expect half the internet to be watching—and commenting.

But when she gets fired by a smart toaster company and a lucrative podcast deal dangles a paycheck she desperately needs, Cassie takes the plunge—fully aware it might be the worst idea of her life.

Armed with a list of exes to confront, a judgmental dog, and one unfairly hot old flame along for the ride, Cassie sets out to find closure she once wrote into her romance novels—but never found herself. And maybe, finally, figure out why she’s so good at running.

But the road has other plans. Online chaos. Emotional ambushes. Questionable motel rooms. Minor crimes… And the slow, infuriating realization that real closure doesn’t come with a playlist and a map.

A chaotic, big-hearted story about messy love, questionable decisions, and life’s most unexpected detours.